When the social media icons popped up on the screen during Meet the Press this morning, Mary Tobin identified the birdie that represents Twitter with one of her cute little motions and a “tweet tweet!”
So naturally Israel and I began to discuss what insight she might share with the world if she had a Twitter account. Here is what I imagine:
OMG THIS CHEESE IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER EATEN. I could eat this stuff all day. . .
My brain won’t stop thinking about cheese. Please tell me other kids have this problem?! #firstworldbabyproblems
Fruta? Yes yes yes yes ::nods head vigorously::
Did y’all hear that TRUCK outside!!! #beepbeep yeah!
Clearly, this list is not realistic, because all Mary Tobin’s tweets would actually be about food. One question remains: what should her Twitter handle be?