Here’s a great story:
28 years ago (yikes), someone was born. He was a boy, and he grew up to be a man. One day, he went to a birthday party (someone else’s), where he met a pretty girl and said “Please step away from the bar; you’re melting all the ice” or something along those lines.
The girled laughed at him, then danced with him, and magic happened.
Hooray! Happy birthday friend!